A whimsical yet highly secure way to store your most confidential information offline. This tiny diary is ideal for jotting down passwords, personal notes, or any sensitive content that needs to be kept away from prying eyes and digital threats.

The perfect place for your creative sparks! That’s right. Every page includes space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest fart. Think of all of the memories your grandchild will share as they flip through this window to your gastrointestinal history.

Our embroidered sketchbook is a large, hardcover journal with 108 unlined pages of thick paper perfect for sketching, drawing, and journaling.