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Bard's Dispense Profanity Card Game

$24.95
This card game is a laugh-till-you-cry look at the Bard's smutty side. Bards Dispense Profanity is 100 mock-serious questions for our time and 375 answers copied word-for-word from the works of William Shakespeare. You be the judge of which answers ar
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“The smutty Shakespeare game you need for your next smarty-pants party.”
Washington Post

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 A laugh-till-you-cry look at the Bard's smutty side, the raunchy hilarity of this game knows no bounds. Invented by an English professor and his students, this adult card game asks the low-brow literary question, "To be profane, or not to be?" It includes 100 mock-serious questions for our time and 375 responses drawn word-for-word from the works of William Shakespeare. For four or more over-educated adult players only. Designed by Tim Cassedy, Chelsea Grogan, Jenna Peck, and Kate Petsche; made in Texas.

We played a few rounds of the game ourselves with family and friends, and my sides hurt from laughing! 

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